Everything is a Competition: Library Edition

This older woman says, “I don’t think there’s anyone who loves the library more than I do.”

Clerk says, “I don’t know, there are a lot of people that really love the library.”

“But I come here every week.”

“Oh, there are some people who come here every day.”

Startled. “Oh. Well maybe they just come to read.”

“No, they’ll come one day, check out books, and then return the books the next day to get new ones.”

“Oh. Well, who has the time for that? I’d hate to see how clean their houses are!”

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